::Always remember the Punchline!::

A popular motivational speaker was entert ain ing his audience.

He said, “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”.

The audience was in silence and shock.

The speaker added, “And that woman was my mother!”

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager tr ain ed by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home. He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner,

“The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a women who was not my wife!”

The wife went : “ah!” with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out, “……and I can’t remember who she was!”

By the time the manager reg ain ed his consciosness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste!